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Tiger asks, is it in you??

Ok, I had to say something about Tiger Woods and his infidelities.  My opinion is that if you are famous, you shouldn’t get married.  Do like Diddy and let your woman know that you are never going to settle down, and if we have children your check will be in the mail on time every month.  If you are worth almost 1 BILLION dollars you will always have women worshiping the ground you walk on…among other things.  Actually, if you are worth more than $100,000 with a nice car and apartment you may have the same luck.  Now, I am not a proponent of cheating, but Tiger, if you are going to cheat then at least get some better looking chicks.  I am going to blame it on his attire.  If he were a better dressed man then his mistresses would have been more enticing.  Has anyone ever seen Tiger outside of attire?  I have, and it’s not pretty!  Tiger, use your “indefinite break from golf” to be a better father and husband, and to also purchase some clothes other than Nike polos and khaki pants.

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