
Every guy has his favorite sports team (Go Pistons!). This love, most often, stands the test of time, no matter how bad they may suck during a particular season (I’m talking to you, my beloved Detroit Pistons!). We all express our love and support for our favorite teams in different ways. Some of us go all out and dress like complete idiots. Some of us play it a tad more lowkey, and just throw on a polo shirt the same color as the uniform of said favorite team and relish in the comfort of a $5,500 court-side seat.
Sometimes we strike a perfect balance like my man Bruce Pearl.
Bright? Check. Obnoxious? Check. Should the volume be turned waaay down on that infamous orange blazer? Nike Swoosh.
Nonetheless, he is the head coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers Men’s basketball team, so he gets a pass. Of course he could play it more lowkey and just wear a tie with the school colors like Roy Williams, who might I add is one of the top three best-dressed coaches in all of collegiate or professional sports. But Bruce wouldn’t be Bruce if he didn’t rock that tacky blazer as if it was a hand-made Brioni.
But you my good friend, my dear follower, my Instructions shirt and tie wearer, you are not Bruce Pearl. He is the head coach of a NCAA team that reached the Elite 8 and did my brackets some good might I add. You are a casual fan just like the rest of us, unless you’re one of these guys… I mean they’re clearly cut from a different cloth than the rest of us, lol.
But most likely, you’re just like me and you’re not going to dress like you’re part of Raider Nation. Nonetheless, we all the know the type: the working-class stiff that foolishly tries to strike a balance between Raider Nation and Bruce Pearl. Do you know what that looks like? It looks a little something like this… and let me tell you something my friend, dressing like this is just like war: it is NOT the answer.
My 0.02? Be yourself. Don’t try to be Bruce Pearl. When you know better, you do better. Consider this a lesson learned. Veritas.
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